A List of Biblical Cussouts- A Continuous Note

This is for the slick b**ches for when the basic English language fails and one-word curses aren't enough. Apply to yourself, your ex-husband, your parents, that animal you and your ex share custody of, a bottle that won't open, whatever your dreams are made of. I will continue to update this list as my life goes on and more situations arise where I, in fact, need a miracle, and a confusing, mean, biblical cussout. Use, and choose responsibly. I'm not responsible for what happens after you say these, but I can't lie and say they don't feel good.

• May your name be forgotten in rooms that matter.

• I hope weapons formed against you prosper.

• I hope you're asleep when joy comes in the morning.

• Why do you talk so much when you know so little?
  

• Your mouth is like an open grave

• Your skull is like the tomb of Jesus. (it's empty)

• May wisdom in all her knowledge point at you and laugh.

• I hope all the ravens eat all of your mustard seeds.

• May your weeping be endured forever and joy never come in the morning.

• May nothing you do prosper.